MENTAL HEALTH HOTLINE
If your obsessive compulsive press 1 repeatedly
If you are co-dependent ask someone to press 2 for you
If you have multiple personalities press 3,4,5, and 6
If ur paranoid we know who you are–please stay on the line which we trace this call
If you are schitzophrink – a small voice will tell you which button to push
If you are a blond – hand up now cuz you’ve already fucked it all up
Don’t forget all the cards pushing to success
I will live well and die when I can’t help it
Have a grateful day!
Old as when God created light
How long your boots been under someone else’s bed
NO ONE SAID THEY LOVE YOU TODAY. WE DO!